You, too, can earn the prestigious title of a “suitable girl”.
Clothing:
Traditions are free of flaws and criticism, and though traditional desi clothes are universally considered amazing, you must uphold ALL kinds of traditions without giving yourself a minute to think with logic or reason.
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Respect:
Yes, they'll get sore sometimes from this position but it's all worth it because you are the most suitable girl in the damn world now.
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Skills:
If you think you can impress people by some dumb shit like a degree in physics, you're wrong. If you can't brew perfect chai, goodbye. The stomach is the way to a man's heart, and we all know men run the system. Get with the program.
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Elegance:
Sitting with your legs even slightly parted means that you want to fuck over the traditional Indian family system. Close your legs. Practise intertwining them. Or better yet, get surgery to become a mermaid. No legs, no issues.
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