“Can you do me a favour?”
"We really like you. Can you give us a shout-out in one of your articles?"
Paramount Pictures
"Can you help write a creative essay for my daughter's school project?"
No, fuck off.
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"Can you please make my résumé for me please?"
If you are old enough to think you deserve a job, you're old enough to make your own résumé.
Deedle-Dee Productions
"Can you please proofread this 10-page essay for me?"
Oh sure, can you please build a shed for me? Because I get paid for this shit.
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