Congrats on making it through the BS, you trooper.
"You can't eat chutney and achaar during your period, it's dangerous."
As long as I'm consuming achaar from the assigned eating orifice, I should be good. Don't worry.
"You can't wear your hair short if your face is round."
How do you explain this photograph then? I'll wait.
"Too much chai will make your skin darker."
And drinking too much water will make me transparent, gotcha.
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"Don't wear light and bright colours if your complexion is dark."
Please watch these neons pop against my melanin-rich skin, don't let it blind you byeeee.
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