You may be super skinny, but to him you’ll always be a ‘moti football’.
You are often asked if you can smell something after a deadly and silent fart has especially been released into the wild near you.
Your whole life is poop jokes and farts, basically.
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Who could be responsible for the colossal alien turd in your bathroom?
Yup. You guessed it.
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But feel fortunate if they don't go into detail about their pooping abilities because they're very eager to tell you those stories.
"I farted and it, like, echoed and stuff. You should have been there."
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No matter which South Asian language you speak, or what size you are, you are the word "fat" in it.
There is no escape. You are also 'aalu' (potato), 'football', 'gol gappa' and occasionally 'haathi mera saathi'.
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