Brace yourselves, coat weather is coming.
First things first: Finding a coat that'll zip over your chest is impossible, so you'll probably die of hypothermia.
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And whatever days of life you have left, you'll spend caught in a constant cycle of sowing on buttons and having them pop off again.
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On the other hand, scarves are a great way to get around your usual too-much-cleavage problem.
AND they catch all the food that, during any other season, would just set up shop in your bra.
