The best use of a time machine would be to entirely skip this awful time of the year.
It's basically the crappiest, most overly glorified time of the year, and should be skipped entirely.
You end up investing a damn fortune in a bunch of outfits you'll wear, like, once.
And you have to wear a different outfit to every function involved.
Your Facebook timeline is just a matrimonial announcement page.
*LOGGING OUT*
Rega Jha / Via Twitter: @RegaJha
Oh, and baby albums, because people who got married around this time last year just laid their first egg.
Wow, what a cute swollen infant... In 73 photos... In the same pose...