Rancho was a bully, Munna Bhai a pathological liar, and baby Anjali a manipulative turd.
Anjali from Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
So yeah, Anjali was adorable with her little cutesy headbands and quirks, I'll give you that. But let's get down to the reality here: She was a manipulative, emotionally exploitative little turd.
At 8 years old, Anjali had already ruined several lives to make hers ideal. I don't know if it's the brainwashing via her dead mum's annual letters that's to be held responsible, or just the fact that she was born an evil genius who will get what she wants one way or another.
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Munna Bhai from Munna Bhai M.B.B.S.
This pathological liar melted everyone's heart in 2003 because it's adorable when you almost get away with a fake medical degree, potentially putting several lives in danger, only to be able to marry the girl of his dreams. The dude just "orders" dead bodies over the phone in anatomy class. Also, he strips students much younger than him to "counter bullying".
Remember, kids, crime is A-OK if it comes with a jaadu ki jhappi. Always hug people after you euthanise them for leisure. It makes people go, "WTFFFF but awwww though."
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Nandini from Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam
Nandini taught me that if you're kinda cute and good at pretending to be sweet, please feel free to have a fucking field day trashing your loved ones' expectations of you. Break boys' hearts. Do it twice if the first time wasn't fun enough. Throw a tantrum when someone insinuates you're a shitty person, and don't you dare think about the long term when making decisions.
Basically, people are disposable for this walking dick of a human being.
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Raj from Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
Raj was cute and funny, right? LOL wrong. He got a girl drunk and she passed out. After she woke up, he basically told her he raped her. Yup. With an elaborate story, no less, only for shits and giggles (Simran shitting herself and Raj giggling).
He may have "gone out of his way to marry Simran" when he moved to India and to her haveli, but the fuck was the game plan to begin with? If Bauji hadn't found the Europe photo of Simran and him, and stopped him mid-exit, Raj was fucking dipping out anyway after getting that sweet tail.
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