“Tatti kidhar hai?”
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1. Ted and Marshall wouldn't be able to get an apartment together as two single males.
2. MacLaren's would close at 1 a.m., so most of their adventures wouldn't even take place.
3. Ted would never have found Tracy's umbrella, because there's NO way anyone would leave their umbrella in the monsoons.
4. Lily would constantly ask "tatti kidhar hai?"
5. Barney's brother James would never be able to get married. #377
6. The goat would have never ended up in Ted's apartment. It would have ended up in biryani.
7. Big blunts would be called "vada pavs" instead of "fat sandwiches".
8. Robin would get a job at Times Now because she obviously knows how to give a good shout.
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9. Barney would find Robin Sparkles' "viral" video on Scoop Whoop.
10. And her breakout hit would have been "Kaanta Laga".
11. Robin would have never seen Tony and Stella on the ferry because there would literally be hundreds of people on it.
12. Amitabh Bachchan would be Ted's future voice narrating the show.
13. The gang would go on a quest to find the best pani puri in Bombay.
14. Marshall and Ted would sit and watch people do the walk of shame after every Holi.
15. Instead of going to Love Solutions, Ted would have just created a profile on Shaadi.com.
16. The gang would give Lily an intervention for the excessive use of the word "bhenchod".