“Waiting for iftaar to cuss out the genius who stole my chappals at the masjid.”
My friend Nahim went to a mosque to offer Friday prayers, and he experienced what nearly every mosque-goer worldwide has experienced at least once: His pair of slippers got stolen.
But, you see, he was fasting and couldn't afford to be rude and angry, so he waited till he broke his fast to let loose his fury in a very, very angry Facebook post for the person who stole his beloved slippers.
With Nahim's permission, I've decided to share his curses below, for any of you who may relate:
