Alternate plan: Send it to my house.
Yes, Maggi has been banned by the food safety regulatory authority in India due to very high lead content.
But what of the Maggi that has already been distributed or is being sold in the market?
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"Around 400 million packets of MAGGI Noodles are being destroyed," Nestlé India posted on its website, along with this image explaining the recall.
Nestlé India will be conducting a countrywide operation whereby 27,000 tonnes of Maggi noodles will be sourced and destroyed, over a course of 40 days. It will require 25,000 trucks.
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