Bitchara (noun): Someone who pretends to be innocent and helpless but is really a cunning, malignant fox.
Example:
Aditya: "I love chai so much
Mira: "Same."
Aditya: "Like, you could say I'm a total chaivinist."
Mira: Leave this building right now.
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Example:
Priya: "Why don't you go out with Rohan?"
Sarah: "I'm too cute. Rohan's sooo ugly, ew."
Priya: "Sarah, you can be such a monumental kutie sometimes, SMH."
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Example:
Muna: "Petrichor is such a romantic scent. Total turn-on."
Shrishti: "I know, right? I'm a petrichod myself LOLOLOL."
Muna: "This friendship is over."
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Example:
Ali: "Why is Saleem trying to play victim after I called him out on his racism?"
Mihir: "LOL he's being a bitchara."
Ali: "Mihir, this is serious and I will block and delete you from real life if you don't stop punning."
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