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1. Biryani that burns calories when eaten.
2. In fact, calorie-burning rice entirely. Rice = <3
3. An app that designs desi clothes to send to your tailor.
4. Shower gel that magically epilates body hair from the root.
5. Brow gel that will have your brows stay in place for six months.
6. Bras that feel like you're wearing nothing.
7. Chaddies that feel like you're wearing nothing.
8. In fact, full clothing that feels like you're wearing nothing because it's so fucking hot out here.
9. Dispensers full of these clips in every facility.
10. A bedside table lamp that also dispenses chai.
11. A bedside table lamp that also dispenses chai, AND has options like doodh patti, cutting, kadak, sada.
12. Self-cleaning dupattas, scarves, hijabs, and abayas that preserve the food you drop into them so you can snack on it later.
13. Kohlapuri chappals that never break, like, ever.
14. Dust-phobic foot lotion. Period.
15. Foundation that doesn't flake, crease, or melt depending on the weather.
16. Foundation that turns your shade when you apply it.
17. A mehendi remover for when it starts looking like a disease.