“Hi lukin so sweet.” — You are better off blocking me, if not reporting alone.
1. "Hello ma'am :-)" -- Really hoping to get a response, but will also be bitter if you reply.
2. "Hi mam h r u :)" -- I will get really aggressive if you don't reply.
3. "Hi :D :D" -- I need a favour.
4. "Hey :) Would you have a moment?" -- Please read my piece. Or rate my artwork. If I see a "seen," I'm linking you to it.
5. "Salam" -- I am very likely a family member you already regret adding.
6. "Salamzzz" -- I am a younger family member you definitely don't want to interact with online.
7. "Kesa hai?" -- Haven't talked to you in a while and I miss you but we're both males so this is as mushy as it gets for one day.
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8. "U dere" -- I haven't talked to you in ever and I kinda need a favour but let's have a chat lacking any enthusiasm to unstiffen this.
9. "Hi spicy n hawt lady" -- I have never seen a human boob in person, please talk to me.
10. "Hi babby lookin sooo sweet" -- I expect you to respond to this. Hope your standards are depressingly low.
11. "Wuddup?" -- I listened to Notorious B.I.G. a lot for a whole year and I would really like you to know this.
12. "Sup, ma n***a?" -- Don't expect me to not piss you off further down this conversation, because I promise I will.
13. "Hi ?" -- I never want to grow up. And this isn't even, like, a charming kind of childishness. You probably won't reply, it's okay.
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